Thanks to Bozo News Hawks Al Dubinsky and Dana Scipio for sending in today’s report. From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo Robert Nolan who held up two convenience stores in one night. Our bozo was probably feeling pretty good about himself when he stepped out of his van at his house. His mood immediately changed when he was confronted and arrested by the cops. How could the police have possibly have known he was the crook? And how could they have found him so quickly? It was his getaway van. The one that had “Nolan Plumbing and Heating” emblazoned on the side in great big letters. After getting the description of the vehicle from the victims, one of the cops remembered where he had often seen the van parked and was waiting for our bozo when he arrived home.