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January 30, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Paul Randall for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Brisbane, Australia comes the story of a bozo who may have forgotten that it’s summer in the Southern Hemisphere. Bozo Justin Terry was trying to sneak some heroin into the country. He arrived at the Brisbane airport with 2 kilos of heroin stitched into his clothing. He didn’t get very far before attracting the attention of customs agents. He had hidden the dope in a heavy polar fleece jacket which he was wearing. And the temperatures in Brisbane were near 90. He’s been arrested.

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