Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Lewiston, Maine comes the story of bozo David Loranzo who used a BB gun to hold up a convenience store. Less than one minute after pulling the job our bozo found himself being swarmed by police. It seemed they were coming from everywhere and he quickly surrendered. His mistake was choosing to rob a convenience store directly across the street from the Lewiston Police Station.