Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 3, 2001

bozo criminal for today provides us with our bozo Excuse of the Month, and maybe for the whole year. Thanks to bozo News Hawk Paul Randall for sending this one in from Wellington, New Zealand. It seems bozo Peter Sanders was arrested for dangerous driving after he switched off his headlights and swerved to the wrong side of the road. When the officer asked him why he did that, he told him that he was an amateur astronomer, searching the sky for a black hole. And he could see better with his headlights off. His attorney said our bozo hadn’t been taking his medication. His license has been suspended.

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