Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 13, 2001

bozo criminal for today comes from Albuquerque, New Mexico where bozo Richard Rodrigues held up a convenience store, getting away with a pack of cigarettes and about $60. You have to wonder why he didn’t steal some beef jerky and peanuts while he was at it because that’s exactly what he purchased when he returned to the store a couple of weeks later. And he bought the items from the same clerk he had robbed earlier. This time she took note of his license number, called the cops and our bozo was arrested.

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