Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 20, 2001

Bozo criminal for today comes from the Holiday file. From Columbia Heights, Mi-nnesota comes the story of a scrooge- like bozo who hatched a plan to steal some cash for Christmas. He set himself up as a Salvation Army representative in front of the local K-mart, complete with the familiar bell and collection kettle. But it didn’t take long for a real Salvation Army worker to notice the fraud and call the cops. And how did he know our bozo wasn’t the real deal? Because he set up in front of the K-mart on a Sunday and the Salvation Army doesn’t ring its bells on Sunday.

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