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December 31, 2001

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Paul Randall for sending this one along. It sounds like our bozo may have started his New Year’s Eve celebrations a little too early. From the International File in Pretoria, South Africa comes the story of an unidentified bozo who was stranded on the side of the road with a flat tire and no spare. When he saw a police car pass by he did what any bozo would do to get the officer’s attention. He fired a gunshot in his direction. He got the officer’s attention, all right. He’s been arrested and charged with attempted murder.

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