Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 2, 2001

Thanks to bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for contributing today’s report. While we realize there’s a time and place for everything, our bozo probably picked the wrong time and the wrong place to pull his little stunt. bozo William Sloan was on trial in a New York courtroom. As the jury was being led back into the courtroom and prosecutors were about to call their final witness our bozo jumped up, took a swing at his attorney and said, "I’d like to state for the record that this man is not doing his job and that’s why I had to smack him in front of the jurors." The judge didn’t feel our bozo’s pain. He ordered him handcuffed to his chair while the trial continued.

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