Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 5, 2001

bozo criminal for today comes from Lodi, California where bozo Pierre Gomez drove up to the Valley National Bank and handed the teller a hold-up note. While the teller was pretending to get the money another teller pressed the silent alarm. Before our bozo even knew what was happening, his car was absolutely surrounded by cops. The reason? The Lodi police department is less than 50 yards from the bank.

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