Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 6, 2001

Thanks to bozo News Hawk Brenda Helgerson for contributing today’s report. From Vista, California comes the story of bozo Evan Warner who entered a liquor store carrying a shotgun and wearing a long coat and a ski mask. After threatening the clerk he was given the cash from the register, about $100. As he turned to leave, the clerk grabbed the barrel of the shotgun and pulled it away. He also ripped the mask and the coat from our bozo who then ran off. Even though the cops had a good description of our bozo they didn’t have any leads as to just who he was…until he called the sheriff’s office to report his shotgun as stolen. He’s been arrested.

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