Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 7, 2001

bozo criminal for today violated bozo Rule Number 2347: After committing the crime, it’s usually a good idea to leave the area. From Longview, Washington comes the story of bozo Edmund Arnold who robbed a bank, then walked over to the convenience store nearby. He bought himself a beer, went outside and sat down on a park bench to enjoy his refreshing beverage. Unfortunately, the park was across the street from the police station. An officer looking out the window spotted him and noticed that he fit the description of the robber. The officer walked across the street and arrested him.

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