Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 8, 2001

bozo criminals for today come from New York City. No doubt you’re familiar with the button that many cell phones have that automatically dials 911 when pushed. Our bozos cell phone had that option and that’s what got them into trouble. Bozos Leshawn Davis and Tony Palmer were sitting around their apartment discussing in detail their plans to rob an nearby Taco Bell. Sometime during the conversation the 911 button was hit and the cops heard about 20 minutes of them planning their heist. They then decided to head to a nearby music store, where officers tracked them down and found them carrying marijuana and the cell phone, still connected to 911. They’ve been arrested.

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