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November 9, 2001

Thanks to bozo News Hawk Richard Soukup for sending in today’s report. From Blair County, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo Nathaniel Lucas. Our bozo had been breaking into cars recently at the county ballpark, hitting at least four cars in the previous week. So Blair County police decided to send a police surveillance crew to the parking lot to keep an eye on things. This is not a small parking lot and out of all the cars in the lot, which one would a bozo choose to try to break into? The one with two police officers inside, of course. He’s been arrested.

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