Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 12, 2001

Thanks to several bozo News Hawks who reported this classic from the International File in Bucharest, Romania. This story reminds us of the old Alka Seltzer commercial about the guy who "couldn’t believe he ate the whole thing." Our hungry bozo broke into a bakery and found some cakes that were to his liking. So much to his liking that he ate 42 of them. Maybe he should have stopped at 41 because he suffered such severe indigestion that he couldn’t even move. Security guards heard moaning coming from the kitchen and called the cops who arrested our bozo.

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