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Bozo Criminal for September 5, 2008

Bozo criminals for today come from Springfield, Massachusetts, where two unidentified bozos broke into Mr. Lee's clothing store and walked out carrying a number of boxes and bags. Two things tripped them up. Number one, a local resident saw what was going on and called the cops. And, number two, when the cops caught up with our bozos, they were wearing several items of the stolen clothing...with the price tags still attached. They're under arrest.


 

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