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Kroenen - vs. - Snake-Eyes

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Kroenen Character Info [CBUB Character Sheet ] Mike Mignola Wikipedia Entry OAFE Kroenen toy/bio page Dark Horse Comics' Hellboy

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The Set-UP

This Match begins in a secret advanced research lab where a special advancement in stem cell research has been made.

Such a discovery would be a boom in the black markets.

So at the order from secret guiled the sub-zombie assassin and also former Nazi named Kroenen was dispatched to retrieve the research.

At the cover of darkness and during a scheduled security change, Kroenen uses the time to enter the research building and make his way towards the secret labs area through a ventilation system.

Moments later Kroenen enters the research room and quite literially defeats the heart-beat alarm sensors in the room. Kroenen makes his way towards the safe were he quickly winds himself and then draws his two "Tonfa" blades and then he twirls them around and with perfect hand/eye sight timing cuts the safe's doors off.

Kroenen quickly catches the door and sets it aside and reaches for the research documents. It looked like as if Kroenen was going to make a clean get away. That was until a light was turned on in the room and Kroenen turned around surprisely to see Snake-Eyes.

A short moment passes were these two combatants stared at each other quietly displaying their individual defience and studying each other. Snake-Eye knods his head and throws his gun out in the hallway and closes the reasearch rooms door and draws his sword. And Kroenen grips his two bladed Tonfas.

And then these two strong silent types are about to make some noise!

This fight posted by: Megasis

Cheeseburger writes:

Wow, this is exactly the fight I was gonna do, although your setup is probably better than what i would've written, good job; you get a B. Anyway, back to the match. Do they get all their standard weapons or do they just have the swords stated in the setup? With only the swords, Kroenen wins. Multiple stabs to the face will do nothing with his immortality, and he's quite skilled with his weapons as well. With their weapons, though, Snake-Eyes throws a grenade at him and it's all over.

Megasis writes:

Cheeseburger wrote: Wow, this is exactly the fight I was gonna do, although your setup is probably better than what i would've written, good job; you get a B. Anyway, back to the match. Do they get all their standard weapons or do they just have the swords stated in the setup? With only the swords, Kroenen wins. Multiple stabs to the face will do nothing with his immortality, and he's quite skilled with his weapons as well. With their weapons, though, Snake-Eyes throws a grenade at him and it's all over.

Kroenen has his two bladed Tonfa weapons and Snake-Eyes has his sword only!

Sorry no gernades!

M.O.B. (-Man of Battle-) writes:

Good story!

Two strong silent types making noise that's good!

But I'll go for Snake-Eyes because he's an American!

Multiversal Man writes:

Cheeseburger wrote: Wow, this is exactly the fight I was gonna do, although your setup is probably better than what i would've written, good job; you get a B. Anyway, back to the match. Do they get all their standard weapons or do they just have the swords stated in the setup? With only the swords, Kroenen wins. Multiple stabs to the face will do nothing with his immortality, and he's quite skilled with his weapons as well. With their weapons, though, Snake-Eyes throws a grenade at him and it's all over.

Immortality? I just thought he had on some kind of bulletproof armor, and the fact that he was a machine.

Cheeseburger writes:

Multiversal Man wrote: Cheeseburger wrote: Wow, this is exactly the fight I was gonna do, although your setup is probably better than what i would've written, good job; you get a B. Anyway, back to the match. Do they get all their standard weapons or do they just have the swords stated in the setup? With only the swords, Kroenen wins. Multiple stabs to the face will do nothing with his immortality, and he's quite skilled with his weapons as well. With their weapons, though, Snake-Eyes throws a grenade at him and it's all over. Immortality? I just thought he had on some kind of bulletproof armor, and the fact that he was a machine.

He's virtually immortal, because he has been shown to be able to revive after many fatal attacks; nothing short of blowing him to bits or cutting him up into several pieces would kill him.

M.O.B. (-Man of Battle-) writes:

Cheeseburger wrote: Multiversal Man wrote: Cheeseburger wrote: Wow, this is exactly the fight I was gonna do, although your setup is probably better than what i would've written, good job; you get a B. Anyway, back to the match. Do they get all their standard weapons or do they just have the swords stated in the setup? With only the swords, Kroenen wins. Multiple stabs to the face will do nothing with his immortality, and he's quite skilled with his weapons as well. With their weapons, though, Snake-Eyes throws a grenade at him and it's all over. Immortality? I just thought he had on some kind of bulletproof armor, and the fact that he was a machine. He's virtually immortal, because he has been shown to be able to revive after many fatal attacks; nothing short of blowing him to bits or cutting him up into several pieces would kill him.

"Kroenen!" "Immortal!" Don't make me laugh! HA, HA, HA! He's just a walking winded up sub-zombie creature! Oh sure he doesn't feel pain! Because he's near dead! And he's not completely bullit proof either!

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